The Official Earthenware Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about James, JAMES EARTHENWARE.  This site is awesome.    My name is Peter Quistgard, I am 10 years old and I can't stop thinking about James Earthenware.  Earthenware's songs are cool; and by cool, I mean totally offensive to aspirational middle class sensibilities.

Facts:

1.    Earthenware doesn't get laid.
2.    Earthenware makes CD's ALL the time.
3.    The purpose of the Earthenware is to flip out and write songs about everything.

Weapons and gear:

Casiotone Keyboard                   Moleskine Notebook   

High Sugar Content Foods

Testimonial:

Earthenware can write about anyone he wants!  Earthenware gets Taxis down Punt Road and drinks Peachee ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about tooth decay.  Earthenware is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time.  I heard that there was an acoustic singer songwriter who was playing at a bar.  And when some drunk bogan requested Cold Chisel the Earthenware wrote and recorded a 10 CD box set in just 3 hours.  My friend Woody said that he saw Earthenware totally uppercut some kid just because the kid played a keyboard that was worth more than $50.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Earthenware has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will buy more obsolete electronic instruments and write a concept album about you!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me. Just look what happened to the Howard Government, Earthenware just CONSIDERED writing an album about them and they were voted out!!!

Earthenware is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  Earthenware is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Earthenware is prolific, satirical, socially challenged, improvised, sleep deprived, political, poetic and sweet.  I can't wait to start studying philosophy next year.  I love Earthenware with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about James Earthenware?
A: James Earthenware is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he has recorded 18 albums (not including side projects), but on the other hand, he refuses to release or promote any of them.


Q: I heard that Earthenware is always cruel or mean.  What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that wasn't a check-out-girl at his local supermarket.  Just like other inanimate objects, Earthenware can break down and need repair OR be totally awesome.

Q: What does Earthenware do when not pretending to be Yellow Magic Orchestra or flipping out?

A: Most of his free time is walking his dog Winston, but sometimes he kicks a soccer ball or cleans out the cat litter.  (Ask Loscha if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Loscha showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with the 80's revival,
which is bragable.

Link to listen to Earthenware on myspace. Help fill the internet with pointless advertising by cutting and pasting the link box!

Link to watch Earthenware on youtube.

http://www.myspace.com/jamesearthenware

All material here was appropriated by Peter Quistgard.

Updated 2009